"Soccer is against God"

O nível da paranóia caipira norte-americana anda nas nuvens. Na busca por um bode expiatório para suas desgraças terrenas, sobrou até para o futebol, quem diria?!

"God gave you two legs. He also gave you two arms, and two hands, and ten fingers, and two elbows. Why did he gives those to you? He given to you, to use!... That's not a game. I don't know what it's, but can call it sport. Let's look who plays soccer: europeans, negroes (not american negroes, but europeans negroes), mexicans, central americans from 'euroguay'... whatever... mexicans from Brazil, mexicans from Porto Rico, mexicans from all over... playing the satanic game".

O motivo da bronca:
"Because it's all part of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden's plot to install socialism on our shores".


Que comédia!